My So-Called Bio

1966

I was born at Baylor hospital on February 1, 1966 at 11:43 p.m. Twenty minutes later and I would've been a groundhog.

Pic: Baby pic of me and Dad.

1969

For the first couple of years we lived in Richardson, Texas, then out to a small farm in Point, pop. 202 (now up to 404!). Although we were out there only a couple of years, it had a profound effect on me. I've done, then and later on, all the rural things you might expect; birthing calves, milking cows, hauling hay, etc.
Perhaps the most important lesson was that if there are no other kids around, you'd better get along with your sister... to this day we have a very close and special relationship. She's the best there is.

1974

We moved to Carrollton and I attended Good Elementary. I started the violin in the 5th grade and the sax in 6th. I read everything I could get my eyes on, including dictionaries, cereal boxes, shampoo bottles, etc. It seemed like the words were magical hieroglyphics that held strange powers. It still seems that way sometimes.

Pic: family pic when I was in jr high

1980

High school. There are some strange rumors about my having driven a Jeep CJ-5 around inside the $2,000,000 band hall, but I really must deny those. That's what my lawyer says, anyway.

I got a TI 994/a and, later, an Apple ][e with the 128k RAM extension and DuoDisk floppy drive. Something like $2000 at the time. Anyhow, I was a dork.

Pic: My HS pic
Pic: the jeep

1984

I joined the Army for four years and went off to Ft. Sill for basic training. Strange, intense stuff. Shipped off in to Schwaebisch Gmuend (the former West Germany) in January 1985. This is roughly between Stuttgart and Aalen. Landed in 15f weather and I thought this Texas boy would freeze solid.

For four years I worked with mid-range tactical nukes with people like Officer Jack. About the time Jack and I got out of the Army, the INF Treaty was in effect and SS-20s and our system (Pershing II) were being dismantled. That was a strange feeling, to work on something like that then watch it be destroyed.

And that (as Forrest Gump would say) is all I have to say about that. I was a real freakboy at the time. Note the No Nukes is Good Nukes button on the Bundeswehr vest. I'm surprised they didn't shoot me.

I met a fellow soldier that I would later marry. We had a little blonde kiddo, Forenn.

pic: My father and Forenn
pic: S. Gmuend
pic: Me, the freak

1988

I took a B.A. in European History from East Texas State University, now Texas A & M - Commerce ever since they sold their soul. in Commerce, Texas (formerly known as Cow Hill). There's an amazing collection of 60s-style teachers (passionate, unorthodox) there. Because of this and its close proximity to the Sulphur River, the school was known by the hipsters as Little Athens on the Sulphur. :) It's a really cool little school. Small classes, small town, relaxed pace, amazing and bizarre student body.

I got divorced.

Pic: modeling for a friend

1992

When I graduated from ETSU on June 9th, 1991 I decided to clean up my act (in a lot of ways) and get it all together. I started the European History grad program at the University of Texas at Arlington.

I worked for La Madeleine during this time, training staff and management the basics of the company Viennoisserie. I was part of the team that opened the Arlington bakery and the Alamo Heights bakery in San Antonio.

After this I went to work for MasterGrip golf company. I was supervising a customer service call center, which was brand new to me.

Pics: doing a shoot as Jesus

1994

Then off to work at Intex.net, which is now called NorthStar. I learned the joys and sorrows of ISP life. I registered mouse.net, which the InterNIC billed me for and then gave to someone in Korea. After 4 months of photocopying checks and fighting, I gave up and registered mousetrap.net which the condition that Internic would apply my mouse.net funds to mousetrap.net. They agreed and immediately marked mousetrap.net as paid in full. Lusers.

1996

My future business partner found me at Intex and we started Cyberline, L.L.C.. Web Hosting, consultation, design, you know the drill.
Pics: Business publicity photo

1998

I left Cyberline and finished the Master's.

So I'm doing contract programming and teaching at local Community Colleges to pay the bills. It's a good life.

1999

I married Mary Felton on Feb 1, 1999. As the Old Testament says, a good woman is more precious than jewels. Mary certainly is. She's my helpmate and playmate and everything else; I am blessed.

I have started flight school and have been accepted to a Ph.D. program in Transatlantic History at UTA for this fall.


This has been my bio. If you want to learn about my journey into manhood and spiritual wholeness you can read my unfoldment page. It's much less fluffy, and more difficult.

2001

I've finished the coursework portion of the PhD program. Ahead: comprehensive exams and dissertation.

This page best viewed with a monitor.

You can if you are not a spammer.

Amazon.com 100 Hottest Books, CDs, Videos, and DVDs.